tags: idk + emphasis +

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

(Source: iguanamouth)

if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years

(Source: rnazerunner)

Inches? I thought we were rating them on hotness.

(Source: cyberqueer)

tags: where is this from + i need to watch this asap + i mean its for science +

danielradcliffes:

optimism is thinking you can watch a 40 minute episode in 20 minutes 

» So last night I got drunk and played The Sims

karlosmadera:

Since my post about getting drunk and playing Skyrim seemed to be so popular, I got drunk again last night and played The Sims. I’ll be honest, the whole ordeal felt like trying to catch lightning in a bottle and I really don’t think it holds up to the Skyrim post, and I never really found that funny to begin with. But what the fuck do I know, here’s what happened.

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tags: i need to get drunk and play games + but i dont drink + thats a shame + sims +

casyoubitch:

ladies, watch this video its only like 3 minutes long but i feel like a changed person. 

tags: incredible + video + fave +
tags: the day people get that america is not a country i'll die in peace + personal + usa +

thefezandthedeathfrisbee:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

silver-emerald:

"What kind of fanfiction do you like best?"