if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years
Inches? I thought we were rating them on hotness.
optimism is thinking you can watch a 40 minute episode in 20 minutes
Since my post about getting drunk and playing Skyrim seemed to be so popular, I got drunk again last night and played The Sims. I’ll be honest, the whole ordeal felt like trying to catch lightning in a bottle and I really don’t think it holds up to the Skyrim post, and I never really found that funny to begin with. But what the fuck do I know, here’s what happened.
ladies, watch this video its only like 3 minutes long but i feel like a changed person.
there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
the illusion of productivity
that’s it that’s the feeling